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"But here\'s the thing, they say the person who got out was a girl, a rich lady in a Rolls-Royce! If you could latch onto her, you\'d have it made for life!"

In the dorm room, Zhou Hangyu was scrolling through his phone when someone posted a photo of the Rolls-Royce on the school forum.

"For the sugar mama thing, just ask Xu Musen. He\'s got the most experience," Li Rundong said, nodding towards Xu Musen who had just come out after a shower.

"Xu Musen, you already have a sugar mama chasing you. Can\'t you leave a little something for your brothers?" Zhou Hangyu said wistfully.

"Forget about it, these sugar mamas usually have the worst princess attitudes—you don\'t want to mess with that..." Li Rundong shook his head.

Xu Musen had overheard the two men\'s conversation.

The rich lady in the Rolls-Royce they were talking about was probably An Nuannuan.

He smirked and said, "That\'s not quite right; some rich ladies are quite pleasant to deal with."

"Pfft, pleasant for you maybe. I know a few little rich girls from Hu Hai who splurge thousands on a single meal and buy bags worth several \'da bu lius\' without batting an eyelid. Us poor sods can\'t keep up with that," Zhou Hangyu lamented, shaking his head. Although his family was not bad off, they were nowhere near Rolls-Royce level.

Ma Yaxing stayed out of the conversation; his monthly allowance didn\'t even reach a thousand.

Thousands on a meal?

In the end, doesn\'t it all just turn into poop?

No matter how fancy the food is, poop doesn\'t turn pink.

"You guys are just seeing it too one-sidedly. It\'s all about connecting with people. Sometimes, even a skewer of candied hawthorns can make a rich lady happy," Xu Musen said with a smile as he checked his phone and noticed a few messages.

Yao Mingyue: "I\'m hungry."

Before, whenever she said she was hungry, Xu Musen would immediately dash to her dorm, eager to go out and eat with her.

But now, Xu Musen simply replied with two words: "Don\'t starve."

A few seconds later, Yao Mingyue sent another message: "Xu Musen! I\'m telling you I\'m hungry!"

"There are steamed buns on your bed. Go to sleep and you won\'t be hungry. Sleep early, I\'m not chatting anymore, I\'m going to take a shower."

"Xu Musen! I\'ll smash your shower tub!"

Xu Musen had already switched the chat screen.

There was also a message from Lin Daiyu: "Xu Musen, have you eaten? There\'s a new grilled fish restaurant across from the school; I heard it\'s quite good."

Xu Musen: "I\'m not fond of fish."

Lin Daiyu: "Why? Are you worried about the bones?"

Xu Musen: "No, it\'s because it\'s virtuous."

Lin Daiyu: "?"

There was also a friend request; Xu Musen remembered it was probably An Nuannuan\'s roommate.

But the account that added her was a side account, which he used for advertising and collecting \'leeks.\'

He agreed to add her as a friend in the dorm to spare her embarrassment, so as not to leave a bad impression on Nuannuan and the others.

He thought about it but hasn\'t yet agreed.

The last message was from the adorable little Nuannuan: "Xu Musen, I\'m ready."

"I\'ll pick you up downstairs from your dorm in a while."

"Mhm! I\'ll be waiting."

Xu Musen put down his phone.

Only to hear Zhou Hangyu still going on and on.

"Pfft! Stop showing off, as if eating a six-yuan bowl of spicy hot pot could get you laid six times," he grumbled.

Li Rundong turned his head to look at Xu Musen, who was putting on new clothes, and asked with a smack of his lips, "Dressed all snazzy, got a date?"

"Coincidentally, a rich lady in a Rolls-Royce asked me out to dinner."

Xu Musen chuckled.

"Bullshit!"

The two said in unison, then they began discussing the Rolls-Royce sugar mama who had appeared at the school gate.

And you\'re going out to dinner with her tonight?

You really think you have the Innate Soft Rice Holy Body!

"Believe it or not, it\'s up to you. I\'m leaving first," Xu Musen waved goodbye.

That\'s just how it is sometimes; when something feels too good to be true, the more earnestly you try to tell others, the less likely they are to believe you.

"This guy really has making a show of himself down to an art. So any rich lady around here has something to do with him, huh?"

"Seriously, he looks all tough but is such a show-off."

"Well, you never know... the girls around him do seem pretty impressive," Ma Yaxing said earnestly.

"Yeah right, he\'s got twelve dou of sugar mamas, and we owe him two dou, is that it?"

Li Rundong chimed in while holding his phone, eventually gathering the courage to send a message to Lin Daiyu after hesitating for a long time.

"Are you there?"

It took a while before he got a response: "?"

But Li Rundong was excited and continued texting.

"Uh, I heard there\'s a new grilled fish place opposite the school that\'s pretty good. Do you want me to treat you there...?"

"No need, I don\'t like fish."

"Oh? But this place uses clear lake fish, no bones."

"I don\'t eat fish because looking at them makes me want to slap someone!"

"???"

...

On the other side, Yao Mingyue was also looking at the message on her phone, her pretty face flushed with anger.

This ungrateful bastard!

What does he mean by \'don\'t starve\'?

Can\'t he tell that she wanted to go out to eat with him?

This was college, where if a single man and a woman went out for dinner, watched a movie, and then returned a bit late, finding the dorm room locked,

It would be perfectly legitimate for them to...

It\'s his own fault for not seizing the opportunity!

Furious, she tossed her phone on the bed, ready to wash up and go to sleep.

At that moment, Xu Musen had already arrived at An Nuannuan\'s dorm building and saw An Nuannuan sitting in her wheelchair under a tree by the entrance, waiting.

"Nuannuan."

The night was dim; she sat quietly by the tree, seemingly fascinated by the ants on the ground.

For a college girl, she seemed rather childlike.

But one couldn\'t help but admire her strong inner world.

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"You\'re here."

An Nuannuan lifted her head to look at Xu Musen, her adorably dumbfounded eyes also brightened a bit.

That look was as if she was staring at a huge candied haw on a stick.

This little foodie.

Xu Musen walked over and helped her push the wheelchair.

"Hungry?"

"Mhm, mhm, my stomach is all empty, can you fill it up quickly, please?"

"..."

What kind of succubus talk is that?

Xu Musen couldn\'t hold back, alright, alright, I\'ll feed you well today!

Xu Musen pushed her. Campus was bustling, and when people saw An Nuannuan, they would take a curious glance.

An Nuannuan\'s long hair had fallen loose again, covering most of her face, her curious eyes darting around.

University life was completely different from high school.

Many young couples on the street were holding hands, or even sitting on the benches cuddling and hugging. When the mood struck, they might even share a kiss.

An Nuannuan would focus intently on them as they exchanged pecks back and forth, making some of the couples feel embarrassed.

Once out of the school gate, there were several food streets.

Delicacies from all over the country could be found here, and An Nuannuan\'s mouth watered along the way.

"Xu Musen, I want to eat cotton candy."

"You can\'t have sugar in the evening."

"Ying~"

"Acting cute won\'t work... at most I\'ll buy you a lollipop."

"Xu Musen, I want to eat that roasted chicken wing."

"Miss, you still have to dine later."

Along the way, An Nuannuan had already snacked on several treats, her adorably dumb face showing a blissful sheen.

Xu Musen looked down at her, why did he always feel like he had raised a daughter?

Xu Musen shook his head. She couldn\'t be his daughter, but making one together in the future... that wasn\'t out of the question...

When passing a snack stall selling Takoyaki.

An Nuannuan wiggled her little nose and suddenly lifted her head, tugging Xu Musen\'s sleeve.

"Xu Musen, you\'re really nice to me."

"No amount of flattery will get you any now, are you still eating later?"

Xu Musen saw right through her thoughts.

Sure enough, An Nuannuan\'s lips puckered slightly, her eyes lingering regretfully on the fragrant Takoyaki.

"This little girl is so cute. Here, auntie will give you a few to taste."

Hearing their conversation, the stall owner couldn\'t help but soften at the sight of An Nuannuan\'s pitiful look.

Taking a bamboo skewer, she poked three and handed them to An Nuannuan.

"Xu Musen..."

But faced with the temptation of food, An Nuannuan instantly tugged on Xu Musen\'s sleeve and asked.

This feeling... also softened Xu Musen\'s heart.

"Forget it, just eat, eat. Thank you, boss, I\'ll patronize your business next time."

Xu Musen thanked the stall owner.

"Ah, no problem, happy eating is all that matters."

The stall owner felt a bit sorry for An Nuannuan seeing her in a wheelchair.

An Nuannuan happily took them in hand, and instead of eating the first bite herself, she offered it to Xu Musen: "You eat first."

Xu Musen looked at her. Indeed, the temptation of food for her was no less than He Qiang\'s affection for fishing rods.

Yet she still thought to offer it to him first.

Xu Musen smiled, "Are you trying to bribe me?"

"Because you\'re my everyday satisfaction!"

An Nuannuan said earnestly.

"..."

Alright, he knew he shouldn\'t have expected anything else.

Xu Musen took a bite.

It was indeed pretty good.

He looked down at An Nuannuan again. Her big eyes were fluttering, clearly very happy.

But Xu Musen felt like he had never seen her truly happy and laughing. At best, her lips would curve slightly.

An Nuannuan\'s cute appearance would surely be beautiful if she smiled more.

"Nuannuan, can you smile for me?"

"Why?"

"Because I don\'t think I\'ve ever seen you laugh. I want to see it."

Xu Musen looked at her, and An Nuannuan also swallowed the Takoyaki in her mouth, nodded, and made an \'oh\' sound.

Then she lifted her head and looked towards Xu Musen.

"Hehe~"

"..."

She gently pulled up the corners of her mouth, her eyes squinting slightly.

How to put this—her beauty ensured even her tears looked good.

But this smile...

Xu Musen rarely used the word \'lecherous\' to describe a woman, especially such a pretty one.

But her smile really was akin to a perverted old man drooling over a beautiful woman\'s legs.

"Nuannuan, maybe you shouldn\'t smile like that."

"Why not?"

"Because it\'s a bit... lecherous."

"Oh~ but that\'s how I learned it from you."

"Huh???"

An Nuannuan munched on the Takoyaki, her clear eyes blinking: "That\'s how you sometimes smile when you look at my legs."

"..."

Xu Musen felt as if countless knives had just given him a bone-chilling stab!

He suddenly understood why Yao Mingyue, being such a tsundere, could get so angry that she\'d throw down her chopsticks and walk away.

Why did this adorable dummy always manage to catch him off guard with such seriousness?

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